May. 9th, 2004 @ 8:08AM
July 0th

I just discovered that i am actually supreme ruler of all who exist.
It does not seem the rest of the world has caught on yet, but they are slowly giving way.
Today i fried someones underwear for swearing in my presence, and before i could count to 5, they were bowing at my feed offering there forgiveness.
If this keeps up, ill be able to be work-free soon, ill just convince some sucker that he has to do my job to stay out of hell.